// PORTAL · YOUTUBE
PINK FLUFFY STAPLER™
SpacedreadVibes — limited issue
A product the Council of Mangos voted unanimously to approve. Then immediately recall. Then re-approve.
// PRODUCT DOSSIER
Manufactured at the Spacedread Office Equipment Annex. Made of materials. Comes with three apologies and one disappointment. Patent pending. Pending what, we will not say.
// COMMENTARY
We made this in 47 minutes. The seriousness with which we present it is the whole joke. If you laughed once, the joke worked. If you laughed twice, we hired you retroactively.
// SIGNAL TRACE
Threads the universe leaves attached to this one.