THE VOIDDispatches

Scientists Confirm Mango Mountain Has Been Moving Six Inches Every Thursday

Nobody noticed for years. Then somebody measured. Then somebody measured again, and asked to be reassigned.

LANDS SATURDAY SEPT 26, 2026

This one lands Saturday, SEPT 26, 2026.

It's being filed from the other side right now. Come back Saturday, or read your way somewhere else in the meantime.

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